Wednesday, December 11, 2019

It's Not Every Day Your (Other) Young Lady Turns Eleven

Jane turned 11.

For her birthday Emily decorated her door, which was pretty fun and included lots of Baby Yoda memes. 


She got the traditional "Welcome to Hogwarts" 11th birthday cake.


She did not get a party. I'm still too tired from last year's party. I'm sure she will be a better mom than I am and let her kid have a party every year. 

But to our credit, we did get her a Nintendo Switch... you can see her ignoring it below while she opens her sparkly backpack.


It turned out all she really wanted was a unicorn blanket. Go figure. 


We love Jane. It has been fun to know her for the last 11 years. She never ceases to entertain us or amaze us with her ability to make friends. Happy Birthday, Jane!

Friday, November 29, 2019

Thanksgiving 2019

This year may be the last big family Thanksgiving for awhile. Next year my oldest niece will be at college and my parents will be on a mission. So whatever happens next year won't be the same. We tried to hold up as many family traditions as possible.

My mom cooked all day


Emily contributed this lovely apple cake, which she made entirely by herself. I've decided cake > pie and love a way to work it into a pie dominated holiday.


My whole family gathered. 


Including Lucy and Jane. If you've ever seen the Phineas and Ferb series, it's kind of like that. Except for Phineas and Ferb manage to hide the evidence better. 


I'm glad we got to have one last traditional Thanksgiving before the kids started to scatter and the grandparents skipped town. It was a good one.

Friday, November 1, 2019

Napoleon, don't be jealous I've been chatting online with babes all day

My girls love Halloween. I think it's the dressing up part... no... it's the candy part. Either way, Halloween is just a giant sack full of joy in our house.

Jane knew right from the start she wanted to be Napoleon Dynamite. She researched the role heavily.

She sketched up ideas for a costume:
                                 
She learned the dance:



 And she perfected the stare. Emily elected to be Eleven this year from Stranger Things. Pictured here in her Starcourt Mall Battle ensemble, she is ready for her very first teenage party. She had a blast. Jane went trick-or-treating and shut down the neighborhood, as usual.


Can you guess which pumpkin goes with which girl? I hope to be able to show this pic in 20 years when Emily is a data analyst at NASA... or something else equally great somewhere else. 

And, of course, would it be Halloween without Lisa's donuts? No. That's a ridiculous suggestion. Lisa lives on the next block and she has already assured herself a mansion in heaven by putting up with Jane wandering over to play all the time and by providing me with these:


Who needs Christmas when you've got Halloween?

Monday, August 26, 2019

Back to School 2019


This is Emily's last year of junior high. It's weird how they work things around these parts since last year was her first year of junior high and it's already the beginning of the end. We hope she will have a good year and that the drama is kept to a minimum. I also hope that a cure for cancer will be found. Not sure which is more likely.


Jane is in 5th grade. She has some good friends in her class. She has mixed feelings about being in the modulars but we think she has a great teacher. Mostly she is just excited to see the friends she's been missing all summer. 


Friday, July 26, 2019

BANFF-tastic!

Every two years, my parents (who I cannot thank enough) watch the girls for a week so I can get out of town with the love of my life.

This year we headed to the Great White North for a beautiful, romantic and exhausting vacation to.....

BANFF!

Before we left I would tell people we were going to Banff. There were only two reactions: "What is Banff?", or "Banff is gorgeous! You'll love it!"

Banff is in Alberta, Canada, in the Canadian Rockies. Now, I adore my Wyoming Rockies and I love the Colorado Rockies, but the Canadian Rockies... well, you'll see.

The fact that people didn't know where Banff was seems very strange to me because it was more crowded than Yellowstone and Rocky Mountain National Park combined. Or at least it seemed that way. We didn't let it cramp our style.

Okay, so the town of Banff is beautiful and quaint... in a Pottery Barn sort of way. Below is pictured our hotel:


And then there was the view from our hotel:


Completely unreal.

The morning after we arrived, we hiked our little hearts out. We hiked about 10 miles that day and I have to say that never once were we in a place without a spectacular view. 

This is Mirror Lake with Big Beehive in the background:


The tea house at Lake Agnes:


Right in the middle of this strenuous hike, there is a little house with tea service in real tea cups! How much more refined can you get? If it had not been 80°, I would have been tempted to partake of one of the dozens of varieties. But it was 80° and I had a fabulous sweat patch under my pack the size of Lake Agnes itself. 

Just look at it (the lake, not my sweat patch): 


Everywhere we went, those beautiful mountains:


Now, at this point in the hike, we were entering into the plain of the six glaciers, which is quite popular with the bears. We also found ourselves totally alone at this point. The crowds must have been back at the tea house. So as recommended, we started to sing. Bears must hate "Don't Stop Believin'" and "Desperado" because they stayed away.  The only one I saw the whole trip was from the car, which was simultaneously a relief and a disappointment. We were able to stop singing by the time we reached Lake Louise:


on account of the crowds. 

This was the end of our hike and so we treated ourselves to some ice cream at the fancy hotel near the lake. 

It was topped with dried goji berries.


I cannot think of anything more stupid to put on ice cream than dried goji berries. It was a disgrace, an abomination. But the hike had been long and I hadn't had anything but a Special K bar that day, so the goji berries went down the hatch. But I'm still thinking of writing the ice cream shop owner a very strongly worded letter. Subject: Next Time Try Hot Fudge.

The next day we visited Moraine lake. I don't know how to photoshop. All these colors are real. I promise. 


The canoe rental was well worth the price, which, for an hour, cost approximately the same as a credit hour at UW. Sorry, kids, you're going to have to skip that ballroom dancing elective. We spent your tuition money on something more important. 

This was the most peaceful hour of my life. I think if I could do this once a week, I would never need to take another Ativan, or wear the plastic guard that keeps me from grinding my teeth to nubs at night, or yell at my kids. But I would also have to find a way to support my canoeing habit. Eh... Ativan's easier.   


Look at that view! A little history behind the next pic: There were a lot of insta-gals there. A lot. Some pretending to ponder the lake, others feigning a dive into the lake, some balancing on a rock surrounded by water, poised on the ball of one foot. They would spend all day lining up shots all for the sake of their insta-stardom. Most of them forgot to enjoy their surroundings. 

So we get to this viewpoint and there's an insta-club. They're insta-posing. Chris and I just want to enjoy the view, but their antics are taking up the whole viewing area. I immediately started judging them. However, after they were done, they offered to take our picture. I actually think it turned out quite nice and I repented of my judgement. It's nice to have a pic with the insta-touch. 


No, I will not stop. This is really, for real what it looked like. I don't even know what a filter is. 


That night we took a gondola up to the top of Sulphur Mountain, which sounds very unpleasant, but which is, in actuality, stunning. 


This is the view we had while we ate dinner. Totally unreal!


The following morning, we headed over to Johnston Canyon, which is the home of some lovely waterfalls. 


Again, look at the color of that water! And this was on a rainy day too. So gorgeous! (The rock behind my head makes it look like I have a bun! Nature is so cool!)


Then it was time to say goodbye to beautiful Banff


And hello to Calgary.

We spent some time walking along the Bow River:


And across the many footbridges (this one is called the Peace Bridge)


And at this really cool Farmer's market  (I hardly had my phone out this whole trip and yet there I am... I think I was texting the kids). 


Then we went to this crazy mall area that was near a stock trading tower. It was not my scene. I buy my clothes from the clearance rack at Kohls.  


But it had this cool Botanic Garden on the top floor. That part was nice. 



Some takeaways from the trip:

  • Canadians are super polite. Always. Even when issuing a speeding ticket ;)
  • Banff is one of the most beautiful places in the world.
  • I love being with Chris. A couple weeks ago was the 20th anniversary of our first date. It's hard to remember life before him and I never want to have a life after him.
And now, we just have to wait another couple (or perhaps 3) years until we go on our next couples only adventure. In the meantime I'm seriously considering buying a small, non motored watercraft for short escapes to the local reservoirs.  

Saturday, April 6, 2019

Don't Mess with Texas

Lately our kids are old enough that traveling with them is less painful. Also after the bomb cyclone, we were all ready for a little sunshine. So we headed to Texas for Spring Break.

We visited a cool aquarium. Lately the kids are obsessed with ocean stuff. I think it's time they watched Jaws. 

Then on to the space center in Houston. That was an amazing experience. This is the 747 that carried the space shuttles, along with a hi-fi replica of the space shuttle Independence. We went in both.


This is mission control. For real. They told us that you could apply to work there if you have a science or engineering degree. I briefly entertained a change of careers until they also said that mission control employees had to be calm in stressful situations. Moving right along...


to the really cool room where they work on all the stuff to transport astronauts to the International Space Station and eventually to Mars.


Then we saw a real Saturn Rocket that was scheduled to be part of a mission that got scrapped. It was gigantic and so cool. 


Then back to Galveston for some seashell hunting


and some lovely sunshine.


At some point there was something about a zoo, I think. 


And then more beach time. It was warm but weirdly foggy. Better than getting sunburned, I say.


Perfect weather for enjoying Whataburger on the beach.


We wrapped the trip up with massive amounts of saltwater taffy made by this establishment:


You can never have too much taffy. 

Thursday, March 14, 2019

What is a Bomb Cyclone?

A bomb cyclone is a special kind of storm. It involves high winds and lots of snow. So some places have no snow and others have huge drifts. The drifts seem to be attracted to garage doors, as illustrated here... looking from inside our garage out to our driveway.


A bomb cyclone traps your in your house for two days while everybody drives each other crazy so you eventually tell your kids they can use the oven... if they promise to clean up after themselves. 


A bomb cyclone involves lots of shoveling afterwards. Or so I hear. Thanks, Chris.